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Thursday, June 4, 2020

Top 10 Rules that will help you survive a Zombie Apocalypse!



1. Do NOT be a hero, another  dead person means another zombie!







2. Wear a seat belt, you never know when you'll run into a zombie or two.





3. Get a kick ass partner, if you wanna be batman you gotta have a robin.






4. Always carry a spare change of underwear, you don't wanna be running from zombies with dirty underwear!







5. When in doubt know your way out, because you never know when somethings gonna sneak up on ya.










6.  Avoid crowded places because there is most likely a zombie or two hiding in there.





7. A little sunscreen never hurt nobody, a sun burn is something you don't really want during an zombie apocalypse...







8. Travel light because you don't wanna be having a stroll with some zombies.











9.  Beware bathrooms as you never know what will be hiding in there.






10. Break it up, no arguing while we are fighting for our lives!


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